Past event

Freemasons’ Hall, March 2016

Date:
10-15 March 2016

Letters Live returned to London’s iconic Freemasons’ Hall, one of the finest Art Deco buildings in Britain, for another thrilling run of shows.

 

Performers included Benedict Cumberbatch, Caitlin Moran, Dominic West, Emiliana Torrini, Geoffrey Palmer, Gillian Anderson, Hanif Kureishi, Ian McKellen, James Rhodes, Jarvis Cocker, John Bishop, Jude Law, Juliet Stevenson, Lemn Sissay, Louise Brealey, Mariella Frostrup, Matt Berry, Meera Syal, Nitin Sawhney, Olivia Colman, Omid Djalili, Rag ‘N’ Bone Man, Riz Ahmed, Russell Brand, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Shami Shakrabarti, Toby Jones and Tom Odell.

 

Inspired by Letters of Note, the bestselling anthology compiled by Shaun Usher, and To the Letter by Simon Garfield, Letters Live is a series of curated, live events that celebrate the enduring power of literary correspondence.

 

Performed by a remarkable and surprise cast each night, Letters Live is a unique event that is heartbreaking, euphoric, hilarious and inspiring in equal measure. Those who have previously attended Letters Live will know how memorable these evenings are. In addition, a portion of the proceeds from each show are channeled towards a number of carefully selected literacy charities to support the important work they do.

Programme

Thursday, 10th March 2016

 

Geraldine James

 
The most astonishing things

Madame de Sevigne to Philippe-Emmanuel de Coulanges

 
We press you close and kiss you with all our strength

Ethel and Julius Rosenberg to Their Sons

 

 

Gillian Anderson

 
My heart almost stood still

Helen Keller to the NY Symphony Orchestra

 
I know what taste is & what vulgarity is

Tennesee Williams to Joseph Bren

 
Your organization has failed

Eleanor Roosevelt to DAR

 

 

Jarvis Cocker

 
Thank you

Dr Mark Taubert to David Bowie

 

 

Jarvis Cocker and Tom Hollander

 
The mingled souls of wheat & corn

R.G Ingersoll and Rev Dr JM Buckley

 

 

Matt Berry

 
Federal Agent at Large

Elvis Presley to US President Richard Nixon

 

 

Nicholas Hewer

 
We all feel like that now and then

Sir Archibald Clark Kerr to Lord Reginald Pembroke

 

 

Nicholas Hewer and Matt Berry

 
You Babylonian Scullion

Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks

 

 

Riz Ahmed

 
I think you’re a damn fool

Norman Mailer to His Father

 
The best Memo ever

Matt Stone

 

 

Samantha Bond

 
The parakeet has a goiter

Brian Doyle to Various

 
The loss of you lingers

Karin Cook to Joan Cook Carpenter

 

 

Tom Hollander

 
Love, Dad

Ronald Reagan to Michael Reagan

 
I would like to retain ‘fart in your general direction’

Mark Forstater to Michael White

 

 

Will Self

 
Sorrow passes and we remain

Henry James to Grace Norton

 
A string of veritable psychological peaches

Carl Jung to James Joyce

 

 
 

Music

 
 

Natalie Clein

 
J.S Bach G Major Prelude from Suite nr 1
 
 

 

Friday, 11th March 2016

 

Bob Geldof

 
Own letter
 
 

Harriet Walter

 
My Husband did not deserve this

Yoko Ono to New York State Division of Parole

 
As civil as their bad breath would allow

Jane Austin to Cassandra Austen

 

 

Hassan Akkad

 
Dear People of Europe

Refugee Hossein

 

 

John Bishop

 
Torturing the Saxophone

Robert Crumb to Mats Gustafsson

 
Sleep well my love

Brian Keith to Dave

 
Tiger Oil Memos

Tiger Mike to Staff

 

 

Juliet Stevenson

 
Your eager Mother

Jessie Bernard to Her Unborn Child

 
How I would like to work for you!

Eudora Welty to The New Yorker

 

 

Miriam Margolyes

 
An absurd accident

Dora Carrington to Gerald Brenan

 
I weep and weep and weep

Nadezhda Mandelstam to Osip Mandelstam

 

 

Shappi Khorsandi

 
Don’t let anybody raise you

Maya Angelou to Herself

 
Dear Internet

Tina Fey to Internet Commenters

 

 

Sinead Cusack

 
I miss my biggest heart

Emily Dickinson to Susan Gilbert

 
We formed only one being

Maud Gonne to WB Yeats

 

 

Toby Jones

 
John Lennon signed my album

Mark Chapman to a Memorabilia Expert

 
People simply empty out

Charles Bukowski to John Martin

 

 

Tom Hollander

 
This is quite true

Evelyn Waugh to Laura Waugh

 

 
 

Music

 
 

Natalie Clein

 
J.S Bach G Major Prelude from Suite nr 1

 
 

Tom Odell

 
 

Saturday, 12th March 2016

 

Benedict Cumberbatch

 
What great births you have witnessed!

Mark Twain to Walt Whitman

 
Who is this kid?

Tom Hanks to George Roy Hill

 

 

Caitlin Moran

 
Letter to Teenage Girls during The Bad Years
 
I’m scared I’m going to lose you

Liz Clegg to Jamil

 

 

Carey Mulligan

 
A Letter from a Mother

Chrissy Hart to JK Rowling

 
Give Women The Vote

Bertha Brewster to The Telegraph

 

 

Caroline Flack

 
I see you my beauty boy

Elizabeth Taylor to Her Missing Cat

 

 

Danny Boyle

 
Every ounce of my energy

Bertrand Russell to Oswald Moseley

 
I am the dead one

Spike Milligan to George Harrison

 

 

Ellie Bamber

 
I like words

Robert Pirosh to Various

 
Your miserable friend, Lewis Carroll

Lewis Carroll to Annie Rogers

 
A Letter from a Mother

Chrissy Hart to JK Rowling

 

 

Ferdinand Kingsley

 
I embrace you with all my heart

Albert Camus to Louis Germain

 
Thinkers and Doers

Buckminster Fuller to Michael

 

 

Hassan Akkad

 
Dear People of Europe

Refugee Hossein

 

 

Ian McKellen

 
Try and be a Dinketysnipsy girl

Roald Dahl to Elizabeth

 
Make your soul grow

Kurt Vonnegut to Xavier High School

 

 

Jude Law

 
Five accidents in two minutes

Fred Allen to the State of New York Insurance Department

 
It is a stunning script

Michael Powell to Martin Scorsese

 
Be your own self. Love what YOU love

Ray Bradbury to William Stanhope

 
Your Road Manager needs a Poke

Anonymous Child to Rolling Stones

 

 

Jude Law and Benedict Cumberbatch

 
The mingled souls of wheat & corn

R.G Ingersoll to Rev Dr JM Buckley

 

 

Julia Donaldson

 
The Tale of Peter Rabbit

Beatrix Potter to Noel Moore

 
The Matchbox

Sylvia Townsend Warner to Alyse Gregory

 

 

Lindsey Russell

 
Blue Peter letter
 
 

Maureen Lipman

 
Fortunately I had my new radio

Edna Johnson to Ontario School

 
I can’t hear you

Katharine Hepburn to Spencer Tracey

 
Dear One

Rachel Carson to Dorothy Freeman

 

 

Meera Syal

 
I can bear anything but my own contempt

Mary Wollstonecraft to An Acquaintance

 
I have not shot her yet

Dorothy Parker to Seward Collins

 

 

Nathanial Byng and Lindsey Russell

 
I think I no how to make people or animals alive

Anthony Hollander to Blue Peter

 

 

Robert Rinder

 
PS This is my favourite Memo ever

Matt Stone to the MPAA

 
Sleep well my love

Brian Keith to Dave

 

 

Romany Gilmore and Jude Law

 
America’s Youngest Ambassador

Samantha Smith to Yuri Andropov

 

 

Romany Gilmore and Sanjeev Bhaskar

 
Our differences unite us

Barack Obama and Sophia Bailey-Klugh

 

 

Sanjeev Bhaskar

 
He is not a forgiving cat

John Cheever to Josie Herbst

 

 

Toby Jones

 
The spectacle sickened me

George Bernard Shaw to The Times

 
Prayers for Rain

Winston Churchill to The Times

 

 
 

Music

 
 

Freddie Dickson

 
She Wants You
Love Letter
 
 

Kelvin Jones

 
Call You Home
Message in a Bottle
 
 

Tom Odell

 

 
 
 

Sunday, 13th March 2016

 

Benedict Cumberbatch

 
What great births you have witnessed!

Mark Twain to Walt Whitman

 
My dear little Grandfather

Marcel Proust to His Grandfather

 
To: My Widow

Robert Falcon Scott to His Wife

 

 

Benedict Cumberbatch and Louise Brealey

 
Dear Bessie

Chris Barker and Bessie Moore

 

 

David Nicholls

 
Reputed Bantling

F.Scott Fitzgerald to Andrew Turbull

 
I embrace you with all my heart

Albert Camus to Louis Germain

 

 

Geoffrey Palmer

 
Stupidity is a crime

Dalton Trumbo to Cedars of Lebanon Hospital

 
This is quite true

Evelyn Waugh to Laura Waugh

 

 

Hanif Kureishi

 
My Dungeon Shook

James Baldwin to His Nephew

 
Your type is dime a dozen

Hunter S Thompson to Anthony Burgess

 

 

Jeremy Paxman

 
To All Reporters

A Newspaper Editor to His Staff

 
We all feel like that now and then

Sir Archibald Clark Kerr to Lord Reginald Pembroke

 

 

Louise Brealey

 
The appalling horror

Florence Nightingale to William Bowman

 

 

Louise Brealey and Sophie Hunter

 
Dear Friend

Hermione Gingold to A Friend

 

 

Oscar Isaac

 
I love my wife. My wife is dead

Richard Feynman to Arline Feynman

 
New Rubbish Dialogue

Alec Guinness to Anne Kaufman

 

 

Sarah Snook

 
The most astonishing things

Madame de Sevigne to Philippe-Emmanuel de Coulanges

 
Ought women not to be abolished

Clementine Churchill to The Times

 

 

Simon McBurney

 
Nothing is ours except time

Lucius Annaeus Seneca to Lucilius Junior

 
Our Frank

The Connell Family to the Ciulla Family

 

 

Sophie Hunter

 
My heart almost stood still

Helen Keller to the NY Symphony Orchestra

 

 
 

Music

 
 

Emiliana

 
Autumn Sun

 
 

Nitin Sawney

 
Tides
Prophecy

 
 

Nitin Sawney and Emiliana

 
Sunny Road

 
 

 

Monday, 14th March 2016

 

Ian Hislop

 
The Grand Bi-Polar Old Duke of York

Mark Piggott to Private Eye

 

 

Jack Dee

 
Torturing the Saxophone

Robert Crumb to Mats Gustafsson

 
Sleep well my love

Brian Keith to Dave

 
Is it suitable for framing

Mark Twain to William Dean Howells

 

 

Jack Whitehall

 
PS This is my favourite Memo ever

Matt Stone to the MPAA

 
Thou Eunuch of language

Robert Burns to a Critic

 

 

Jack Whitehall and Ian Hislop

 
Arkell V Pressdram

Private Eye to Goodman Derrick & Co

 

 

James Rhodes

 
Marcello Adagio

Bach

 
I am afraid of everything

Sergei Rachmaninoff to Marietta Shaginyan

 

 

Lemn Sissay

 
To my old Master

Jourdon Anderson to P.H Anderson

 
A witless and meddlesome old ass

Dalton Trumbo to W.F.K

 

 

Matt Berry

 
Tiger Oil Memos

Tiger Mike to Staff

 

 

Miriam Margolyes

 
Even my bones seem to cry for you

Georgia O’Keefe to Alfred Stieglitz

 
Fortunately I had my new radio

Mary Grant to A.Walker

 
The most astonishing things

Madame de Sevigne to Philippe-Emmanuel de Coulanges

 

 

Olivia Colman

 
Dear Internet

Tina Fey to Internet commenters

 
I hope you don’t feel too disappointed

Eric Idle to John Major

 

 

Peter Capaldi

 
Part of this world, part of another

Gene Wilder to Mel Stuart

 
The Most Extraordinary Scene

Captain Reginald John Armes to his wife

 

 

Peter Capaldi and Matt Berry

 
You Babylonian Scullion

Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks

 

 

Shami Chakrabarti

 
Straighten up and fly right, baby!

Billie Holiday to Tallulah Bankhead

 
Let me Alone

Katherine Anne Porter to Hart Crane

 

 
 

Music

 
 

Shaun Escoffery

 
People
Nobody Knows

 
 

 

Tuesday, 15th March 2016

 

Benedict Cumberbatch and Matt Berry

 
You Babylonian Scullion

Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks

 

 

Benendict Cumberbatch

 
DO

Sol Lewitt to Eva Hesse

 

 

Edna O’Brien

 
Like a tree in full bearing

Charlotte Bronte to W.S Williams

 
Dear One

Rachel Carson to Dorothy Freeman

 

 

Hassan Akkad

 
Dear People of Europe

Refugee Letter

 

 

Jude Law

 
Five accidents in two minutes

Fred Allen to to the State of New York Insurance Department

 
Tears don’t flow the same in space

Frank Culbertson to Earth

 
I’ve got a hunch

Thomas Wolfe to Maxwell Perkins

 

 

Juliet Stevenson

 
Fortunately I had my new radio

Edna Johnson to Ontario School

 
I see him in the Star

Emily Dickenson to Susan Dickenson

 

 

Mariella Frostrup

 
The Matchbox

Sylvia Townsend Warner to Alyse Gregory

 
Look for me in the sunset

Emmie to Sumner

 

 

Matt Berry

 
I Found your Wallet

Anonymous to Reilly Flaherty

 
To All Reporters

A Newspaper Editor to His Staff

 

 

Nick Moran

 
Don’t expect me to be sane anymore

Henry Miller to Anaïs Nin

 
Your type is a dime a dozen

Hunter S. Thompson to Anthony Burgess

 

 

Rory Bremner

 
He is not a forgiving cat

John Cheever to Josie Herbst

 
IN EVENT OF MOON DISASTER

William Safire to H.R Haldeman

 

 

Timothy Carlton

 
I would like to give you your own history

Juan Gelman to His Grandchild

 

 

Tuppence Middleton

 
This wretched comedy as a man

Lili Elvenes to “Christian”

 
I see no beauty in lopsided true love

Elisabeth Smart to George Barker

 

 
 

Music

 
 

Benjamin Clementine

 
Bothering Heights
Gone

 
 

Rag ’N’ Bone Man

 
1st of July
In my time of Dying