Past event

Union Chapel, 2020

Date:
4-6 March 2020

On March 4th, 5th and 6th 2020 Letters Live made its 4th appearance at London’s iconic Union Chapel.

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Programme

Wednesday, 4th March 2020
Jon Culshaw

 

Fuck off

Billy Connolly to Eric Idle

 

You’ll love our little club

Dashiell Hammett to Josephine Hammett (his daughter)

 

 

Sally Phillips

 

I will not make you a slave

Flint (10 years old) to Albert Ramon

 

Potto is dead

Virginia Woolf to Vita Sackville West

 

 

Adam Kay

 

Please change your hold music

Dr. Steven Schlozman to CVS

 

O, Excellent Air-Bag!

Robert Southey

 

 

Dermot O’Leary

 

We are in a desperate state

Sir Robert Falcoln Scott to Sir JM Barrie

 

You are one of nature’s diarrhoea sufferers

Roger Mortimer to Charles Mortimer

 

 

Ophelia Lovibond

 

Take us on your expedition

Three sporty girls to Sir Ernest Shackleton

 

Into Eternity

Vilma Grunwald to Kurt Grunwald

 

Try growing up

Martha Gellhorn to Betsy Drake

 

You may not send us your verses

Angus and Robertson to FC Meyer

 
 

Jonathan Pryce

 

You are your father

Saul Bellow to Martin Amis

 

I’m going to mope about you in the bath

Dylan Thomas to Caitlin Macnamara

 

 

Anthony Welsh

 

I have never loved as I love you

Vladimir Nabokov to Vera

 

 

Asa Butterfield

 

I want to crawl up inside you

Patrick to Jessica

 

We smelt of not washing all over

Charles Darwin to A friend

 

 

David Lammy

 

They were totally good for nothing

Indians of Six Nations to William & Mary College

 

 

Claire Foy

 

Also

Lady Elizabeth Compton to Lord William Compton

 

Along with this letter comes a play

Shelagh Delaney to Joan Littlewood

 

 

Sally Phillips and Asa Butterfield

 

Dearest Winston you make me very unhappy

Lady Randolph Churchill to Winston Churchill

 

 

MUSIC

 

Honeyfeet

Black is the Colour

Thursday 5th March, 2020
Omid Djalili

 

The Jelly Fish Man

Wimbledon FC to Various

 

 

Himesh Patel

 

It is the lightning that does the work

Mark Twain to Unknown

 

How can you live like this?

Oliver Beale to Richard Branson

 

Away from you I am as nothing

Lester Halbreich to Shirley Halbreich

 

 

Louise Brealey

 

Your loving Virginia

Virginia Woolf to Her mother

 

The battle draws near

Clara Barton to Her cousin

 

My darling Pickle

Sue Perkins to Pickle

 

 

Ferdinand Kingsley

 

Mine’s a double

Rik Mayall to Orson Welles

 

Am I really writing this at all?

Raymond Chandler to Charles Morton

 

He’s here, living and vivid and unforgettable forever

Stewart Stern to The Winslows

 

 

Georgina Campbell

 

Are you still me?

Kirsten Gronfeld to her future self

 

 

Ray Fearon

 

Your most devoted reader

Walter Matthau to Pauline Kael

 

All these must be free

Rabbi Frank to his son

 

 

Ed Skrein

 

Love your enemies

Egbert Wagner to The Brewsters

 

I want your dry bones to quiver with joy

Gustave Flaubert to Louise Colet

 

 

Natasia Demetriou

 

I shall die with my head held high

Blanca Brissac Vázquez Her son

 

 

Angus Wright

 

There is no danger down here

Wilfred Owen to Susan Owen

 

 

Aisling Bea and Louise Brealey

 

Dear friend

Hermione Gingold to A friend

 

 

 

Music

 

Izzie Yardley + Nick Pini

Imposter
Coat

Friday 6th March, 2020
Jordan Stephens

 

The creative urge

John Coltrane to Don DeMichael

 

 

Alan Carr

 

I have eaten

Oscar Brittle to Sydney Morning Herald

 

If you can understand THAT, you can understand Parsons

Kenneth Williams to Frances Meredith

 

Stupidity

Name withheld to Superior Insurance

 

 

Niamh McGrady

 

He eats like a gentleman

Florence Nightingale to Mrs. Frost

 

I will be there in the trees

Kathleen Keyes to Irish Times

 

 

James Norton

 

I must not feel anything

Edward Thomas to Helen Thomas

 

My disgust flows over

Ezra Pound to James Pinker

 

 

Munroe Bergdof

 

To all incredible women

Serena Williams to Incredible women

 

We don’t need discouragement, but inspiration

Zooey Deschanel to Vogue magazine

 

 

Rob Rinder

 

Hoping you fry in hell

Alexander Woollcott to Ira Gershwin

 

Don’t let mamma come in

Matthew Arnold to Lady de Rothschild

 

 

Colin Salmon

 

Imagine a city without pickling spice

Ralph Ellison to Albert Murray

 

He asked only for equality

Rod Serling to LA Times

 

 

Nicholas Hoult

 

I would like to retain ‘fart in your general direction’

Mark Forstater to Michael White

 

I did not know I could be so moved

George Bernard Shaw to HG Wells

 

 

Yrsa Daley-Ward

 

Is this too much to ask of white American chivalry?

Augusta Savage to Editor of The World

 

I aint never seen nothing like it

Nina Simone to Andy Stroud

 

 

Louise Brealey

 

Like a tree in full bearing

Charlotte Bronte to W.S. Williams

 

 

Micheal Ward

 

I have enclosed your letter

Bobby Freeman to Greater Anglia Rail

 

Recasting Bond

Herbert Gusset to Daily Telegraph

 

I have the best mother in the world

Martin Luther King Jr. to Mother Alberta King Williams

 

 

Shaun Dooley

 

Do not be alarmed

Gary Krist to Barbara Mackle

 

Not the cabbage

Owen James to The Ritz

 

 

Jordan Stephens and Colin Salmon

 

The struggle must continue

Eddie Glaude Langston Glaude

 

 

 

Music

 

Amyra

Burning in Birmingham